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[轉貼]國文課

 某日上國文課時,因為放牛班的學生實在太混,                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
 教課老師氣憤不過,當下隨便拉了一個同學起來...                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:一卷二題共三問答不識四力五式六論竟只寫七八九字,十分不好!            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:十課九混總得八天七時六分五刻四秒尚且三摸二請,一等庸師!              
                                                                           
                                                                           
 (師:好樣的!…..整整你!)                                             
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:一年四季,春夏秋冬,可笑學生,豈知春秋?                              
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:一地四方,東西南北,無恥教師,不識(是)東西!                        
                                                                           
                                                                           
 (師怒)                                                                  
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:教室裡,人不到,課不上,警告學生,此科必當!                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:課堂裡,書亂教,試亂考,靠背老師,你娘可好?                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
 (師:孺子不可教也!)                                                    
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:十人必當:當混當睡當不來!                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:三願請求:求請求快求當我!                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:嗚~~~~我上流教學,獻出一身才學!                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:你下等劣容,露出半個光頭!                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:三生不幸出劣徒,難為汝師!                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:一時不慎選錯師,苦了我輩!                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:請你快走不強求!                                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:我來旁聽硬要留!                                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
 師:影響教學我心愁!                                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
 生:換我來教你跳樓…….!

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